“Hello, please can I speak to Mrs. Ojo”
“Yes, this is she, how can I help?”
“Oh good! Good afternoon ma, my name is Miss Elliotts from TSID”
“Ah Miss Elliotts, How are you today? I am so sorry I missed the Parents Teachers meeting last week, I had so many meetings scheduled and my secretary forgot to schedule the appointment in my diary. I received the necessary feedback from Jide though and he said it was a very good meeting”
“Oh that’s okay ma, as long as there is someone there to represent the kids and hear about their progress and the recent changes we are satisfied”
“Wonderful. Ok so I’m assuming you are calling as regards the fund raiser? I gave Juye the signed form, I will buy 10 places and …”
“Thank you ma, yes I… I got the form from Juye this morning but that isn’t why I’m calling…” she responded slightly irritated
“Oh?”
“Emmm… we require your presence at the school today, as there is a situation which needs your attention”
“Oh? Situation that calls for my attention? Whatever could that be? I am very busy, you just happened to catch me on the phone by a stroke of luck, as I am on my way to the airport”
“Madam! This is very important. If it weren’t so, I wouldn’t be calling”
“Don’t be sassy with me young lady, what exactly is the situation? Is Juye okay? Or has Sanmi been in a fight?” I replied slightly annoyed
“It’s a little bit more complex than that but simply put Juye is very ill, she fainted on the grounds this morning during the assembly and was taken to the sick bay where she has remained till this moment. The nurse in charge is demanding to see you as soon as possible”
“Oh my! Juye never falls ill? What has the nurse diagnosed? Food poisoning? Malaria? Typhoid? What?”
“Well she said… emmm… she is refusing to give out information, the whole patient confidentiality thing, hence she requires your presence here”
“In Nigeria? Patient confidentiality? It seems you know what it is, but you are refusing to say. Well why don’t you give her the phone so she can explain what’s wrong to me?”
“She is attending to other patients at the moment but she said it is very urgent and is hoping you can get here as soon as possible”
“Other patients? In a school sick bay? Hmmm…That’s okay, if it’s that urgent I will turn the car round and reschedule my flight. I will be there in the next thirty minutes”
“Ok ma, we will be expecting you”
“Good bye Miss Elliotts”
“Bye Mrs Ojo”
Juye ill? That is so strange, she is always as fit as a fiddle, oh well I guess I will find out when I get there.
“Freddy, please turn the car round and head for Juye’s school”
“Ok Madam, hope no problem ma? Abi she dey follow you fly”
“Not now Freddy, just drive please!”
“Sorry ma!”
Kids fall ill all the time, so I guess it would be one of those bugs that have been making the rounds but if it’s one of those bugs, Sanmi should be ill as well? What illness could be exclusive to just Juye? The realisation dawned on me and…
“Ah!!!!”
“Madam are you okay?”
“What? Okay about what? I replied panting as though I had run a mile”
“You just screamed out now now, you shouted ah like this ah!!!!” He gesticulated as he portrayed my reaction
“I did? Sorry, I didn’t mean to frighten you. Nothing’s wrong, please just drive as fast as you can”
“Ok ma, sofry sofry oh”
I reject bad thoughts in Jesus name! My fifteen year old child? No no no! She is still a baby, what would she know about adult matters ehn? But that her friend Ngozi, the vibe around that girl is just off, I hope she has not corrupted my sweet little child. Oh God! Anike think positive thoughts, don’t over work yourself over something that is presumptuous. But how can I think positively when the school has called me and is refusing to tell me what the matter is over the phone? Ye! Olorun maje!- God forbid. I will kill Juye today and whatever boy is responsible for this! But how can I blame the girl when I am rarely at home to supervise them but isn’t that what I pay Cynthia for? And their uncle Jide is always there, so what other supervision do they need? Ah! I will kill Jide and Cynthia. I will. Oh I am finished! What would I tell Chris? He warned me not to take this promotion but I convinced him that I could balance work and the home. I told him out rightly that this was the 21st century and women had the right to work, I argued and fussed on why I couldn’t give up my job and how I wanted to set a good example for Juye to be an independent woman and to go for her dreams. I wanted to be our daughter’s role model and now this? I know he wouldn’t be so callous as to clap in my face and say I told you so but he would think it and that I can’t bear. The honking of horns drew me out of my thoughts
“Freddy move this car na!”
“Madam I am trying but this hold up na waya oh “
“I don’t care if its na-wire or na-rope, just get us to the school in 10 minutes maximum or you are fired!” I boomed
“Ha! Madam, E never reach like that na! abeg ma, no do that wan na, you know my wife just born twins, abeg ma, I will get…”
The rest of his words faded into the background of my thoughts as I began to gear myself up for the embarrassment and awkwardness I was about to be faced with. But who could this unfortunate boy be, who had the guts to defile my daughter? And how did he manage to slip past Sanmi. Sanmi was my little spy and always told me what went on round the house while I was out, the details Cynthia or Jide purposefully forgot to mention, he dished out to me with relish. The only male friend Juye had was her uncle Jide. I noticed that as she grew older, they got closer. I was uncomfortable with the relationship at first, but after talking to Chris who reassured me that it was better our daughter was friends with his adopted-brother than with some local hoodlum somewhere, my fears were alleviated; besides he was family and he would protect her against other preying boys. Come to think of it, Sanmi told me that they had been going out together quite often and refusing to take him along and when they got back they locked themselves in her room and he could hear laughing and whispering. Oh dear heavens!!! And what did I do about this information; I shrugged it off as them needing their space, I told Sanmi to ignore them and bribed him with mars bars to make him feel less jealous. Oh no! I have used my hands to murder myself. But I am merely speculating am I not? Ah! I will kill Jide today, I will not forgive, nothing will make me forgive, I will so…
“Madam, Madam, I say we don reach here”
“What? Speak up I didn’t hear you”
“I say we don reach and its 9 minutes and 30 seconds ma”
“9 minutes and what? What has that got to do with anything? In fact don’t answer that! I don’t have time for this; find a place to park very close by okay? Bloody buffoon” I hissed as I stepped out into the hot sun
“Ok ma! Mehn madam dey voke anyhow today oh” he muttered under his breath
Every step I took felt as though I was lifting lead, my leg muscles ached, sweat broke out from all my pores, my mind was all over the place, I feared the worst and was prepared to break some heads. I felt like lamenting all over again, where had I gone wrong? Was it bad to want to be a good role model to my kids? Was it wrong that I gave them what I never had? What would people say, Oh many will judge us, our good name would be thrown and dragged through the mud all because of Jide. I have said it; no one will stop me from killing that boy. No one! not even Chris.
“Mrs Ojo thank you for making it here with such short notice, I will take you over to the sick bay straightaway”
“Oh Miss Elliotts, yes… yes its okay, yes at once please” I feigned a smile
“So, I continued has the nurse told you what is wrong with her yet?”
“Emmm… madam like I said over the phone she is refusing to say, I assume Juye has a serious condition, we have tried to press the nurse into speaking but it hasn’t worked so far” She replied whilst avoiding eye contact
“Hmmm ok, thanks”
This had just confirmed my thoughts, ok this is done. I can’t cry in public. Anike keep it together, you can unleash your emotions when you get home but for now brace yourself for the bad news. I tried to console myself and put on a brave face.
“Here we are ma, they are inside. I will return to my office now but if I am needed please ask the nurse to ring me via the intercom”
“Thank you Miss Elliotts”
“Mummy what are you doing here?” Sanmi sang as he ran towards me for a hug
“I should be asking you that young man, why are you here?” I responded as I hugged him
“But this is my school. Well, my teacher told me to pack my bag that I am following Juye home and she said I should come and wait here, so I was expecting uncle Freddy because he owes me chocolate” he said happily
If only he really knew why he was here.
“Ok Sanmi, where is your sister and the nurse?” I asked
“She is inside there he replied pointing but she doesn’t look sick sha so I don’t know why she is here but she looks sad sha and she has refused to tell me what is wrong”
“And the nurse?”
“She is also in there, she is preparing to close”
“Close? Okay, go pick up your bag and meet uncle Freddy; he is in the car park. Juye and I will join you soon.”
“Ok mummy, I just hope he has my chocolate handy”
“Just go Olusanmi!!” I snapped
He looked shocked but I could care less at this point how he felt, he didn’t understand what was going on and though it wasn’t his fault, he should have given me more information on what was happening under my roof. But it’s not even his fault; I shouldn’t take it out on him. Composure Anike, composure!
“Sanmi I am so…”
Looking around, I realised he had left. Oh dear another thing to fix but for now let me deal with Juye!
“Good afternoon nurse, I am Anike Ojo, Juye’s mother, you asked me to come see you?”
“Oh Mrs Ojo, welcome ma but you are a little late you know its Friday ma, and we close early today so I suggest you go home and discuss this with your daughter directly”
“WHAT? You’ve got to be kidding me right?”
“No ma, I kid you not”
“What?” Breathe, breathe, breathe I repeated to myself over and over again and then continued
“Ok! So what exactly am I going home to discuss with her because everyone seems to be feigning ignorance here and quite frankly I am beginning to lose my temper”
“Please madam, don’t lose your temper. I took the liberty to prepare a well detailed report of her condition. It’s very explanatory and I included my number in case you need further clarification”
Collecting the envelope “Don’t Madam me my friend! Are you really serious? A detailed report and your number? You must think this is a joke!”
“Please bring down your voice and calm down. I assure you, we have stabilised her and she should be fine. As I said before I suggest you go home and discuss this with your daughter directly” she insisted
“This is the heights of incompetence! E ma gba mi ke – please deliver me; I have never experienced this before. Nurse! Just tell me in plain words what is wrong with my daughter?”
“Well, she fainted on the school grounds this morning and was brought here, so we did the usual and ran some tests and the results came back, of which I have written a detailed report in this envelope, so please I really need to lock up now. She is the only one left in the ward and I really need to meet up another appointment but thank you for attempting to make it here on time” She said as she began to walk away
“Ahn! I am dreaming right? Somebody wake me up! The insolence! The impudence! The impertinence and effrontery!” I yelled
Fuming and hissing to myself, I realised all the big grammar wasn’t going to solve anything and making more noise about this would attract more attention. If and when people come to help, and ask what has happened, what will I say? Ah! Even the nurse couldn’t say it ho-ha, she cunningly passed the bulk to me. Kai! Juye, Juye, Juye! This girl has ruined me! Walking into the ward, I could see my girl curled in a ball hugging herself tightly with the saddest eyes I had ever seen. I couldn’t bear it; tears began to trickle down my face. I told myself I wouldn’t cry but I couldn’t help myself, my heart was breaking, this experience was different, it wasn’t like a broken heart from a love affair it was deeper, unexplainable anguish.
“Mum I am sorry” Juye started
“Hush young lady! Not here! Not now! Just grab your things and let’s go. We shall discuss this at home!” I snapped. I was tempted to give her one of those igbaruns – back handed slaps, my mother gave me when I failed a test at school but my heart was too heavy, I just wanted to get out of the sick bay, out of the school, in fact just out!
We headed to the car in silence and even Sanmi and Freddy could feel the tension, everyone kept mute as we drove out of the school
“Where to ma?”
The glare in my eyes was enough of an answer for Freddy.
“Home ma” he said, more as reassurance to himself rather than a question to me
I glared some more. After what seemed like forever we pulled into our compound, the sight of the house which had always brought joy to me had suddenly lost its colour and vibrance. Everyone hesitated, no one wanting to get down, probably pre meditating the damage that would occur in minutes to come. I held the envelope tightly; I was going to let Juye do the talking first before I read what that nurse had to say. I checked the time, it was 4.15pm. I opened the door and stepped out of the car, still no one moved.
“If you don’t get down from that car by the time I reach the front door ehn, ile a gaju e lo leni sogbo Juye – you will be very sorry Juye” I roared
“Yes mummy” she replied quietly and started shuffling to get her things and also alight from the vehicle
I was fuming again. God please help me not to kill this girl today. I can’t believe I have been this calm so far and that useless Jide! I trusted him so much! Oh he better run, he better run because if I catch him… hmmm… if I catch him, I began to open the door and wondered why the curtains were drawn and the lights off as I was about to call out for Cynthia
“SURPRISE!!!!!!!”
I almost had a heart attack as I tried to run back
“Darling where are you running to? Come in here” I heard Chris say
“Sorry? Surprise? What is going on here?”
As I stepped in, I saw different faces, friends from all over. I was confused
“What are we celebrating? What is going on?”
“Babe did you forget your birthday?”
“No! It’s not until the 13th; today is the 12th isn’t it?”
Looking back I could see Juye with the biggest brightest smile
“Happy birthday mum, my role model!! We set you up good!”
“What do you mean you set me up?”
“The call, the school, everything! Daddy, Uncle Jide and I arranged it. I could win an Oscar for my performance. Dad you should have seen me looking all ill” She said as she laughed
“So why did you tell me you were sorry?” I asked still unconvinced
“Emmm… sorry for making you miss your flight, what did you think mum?” she replied with a raised eye brow
“Wait oh, you people will not confuse me, so what is this report in this envelope? I said as I began to rip the envelope apart and out fell a card signed
“Happy Birthday Mrs Ojo from the whole of TSID”
“I had officially been punked!”