The walls have ears
“How was your day with the ladies? Any juicy gist?” Syd asked Marg as he was taking off his shirt
“Ha! Syd! You like aproko –poke nosing. It started off interesting but didn’t end as nicely as it could have” Marg responded as she struggled to take off her necklace. “Can you help me with this? I think it’s stuck”
“But that is typical of you ladies; you always find one thing or the other to bicker about. So what was it this time? Ade used Femi’s Brazilian hair by mistake? Or Ife is tired of Bomi always talking business?” Syd said as he began to struggle with the necklace
“I wish it was the usual but in summary, Ade invited Chima who is new in town to the lunch and Femi unknowingly hurt Chima’s feelings with some things she said”
“Isn’t that typical of Femi though? That girl always speaks without thinking” He concluded shaking his head
“I really like Chima though. Usually when misunderstandings like these occur, it results in malice and bitterness but she actually cleared the air straight away. You could see she was hurt but she made sure they trashed it out there and then. She also explained that she was ‘expecting’ and felt that was one of the last ways to celebrate her freedom”
“Very mature of her right?” He said as he finally managed to remove the necklace. “But I have a better idea…removing this necklace has given me ideas of other things I can help you remove”
She thanked him with a kiss “Don’t get your hopes up; the monthly visitor came by yesterday. Good night love”
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“Can you imagine the effrontery of that stupid girl?” Chima fumed as she paced
“Hey! Hey! Language please. Baby in womb listening!” Fega retorted sharply as he switched on the t.v
“Instead of you to ask what the matter is, you are already taking sides?” Chima responded walking away
“Taking sides with whom? The unborn baby? Are you kidding?” Fega glared at her in exasperation
Chima stopped in her tracks and headed back to the living room “I didn’t expect you to understand! It was your idea to move here, away from all my friends and family. The blame rests squarely on your shoulders”
“It’s either of two things; baby hormones or your usual hormones. Either way, I am not getting into another argument with you” He said as he flicked through channels absentmindedly
“I hate it here! And I want to move back home!”
“Well darling wife, we are going nowhere, so you better deal with it”
“We are going nowhere right? Well that’s fantastic” She responded with applause “Just get ready for hell, both you and that Femi girl; you better put your arsenals in order”
Fega turned off the TV and sighed “I already chose hell when I married you, please go ahead and do your worst!”
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“Kai Femi, God saved you today oh! Chima is so gentle. If it was someone else they would have torn you to pieces” Ade said as she threw herself on Femi’s bed
Femi opening her wardrobe replied “Please abeg! What did I say that hasn’t been said before? Her analogy was even flawed, so because she is pregnant that’s why she wants to snatch other people’s husbands with her dressing abi?”
“Haba Femo! First you said it was the kids you were concerned about. Now it seems the real cause of concern is coming out” Ade exclaimed looking up from Femi’s phone
“Ehn ehn! Of course now. You know mama and aunt Ife are cool but it’s not everything that I would say in front of them na!” She said as she pulled out her nightie
“Hmmm… speaking of husbands, you have a text from Mr. Tall and mysterious. I don’t understand why you can’t just call your toasters their real names” Ade said as she went through her sister’s phone contact log
“Well, it keeps busy bodies like you from knowing who is who. Sha open it, what did he say?”
“Hey! That’s unfair! I am your loyal listening ear” Ade chuckled in response “He is truly mysterious. He said ‘rough evening, why can’t the past stay buried. Free to chat?’ What is your own with his past? He should be talking about a future with you”
“Future? With him? Well I like him but he hasn’t made any moves yet and it looks like he has a lot of baggage from his past and I am not sure I want to be dragged into it”
“Well all I have to say is Lovers keep on loving, believers keep on believing” Ade said as she turned up the volume of the laptop
“That response makes absolutely no sense but that’s my Stevie wonder jam! So hit it girl!” Femi responded excitedly
They both use combs as mics, jumping on Femi’s bed; they dance the conversation and evening away.
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“You should have seen the drama today at the girl’s lunch” Ife started as she dropped her bag and headed for the loo
“Trust you to always be happy with others misfortune!” Bomi snapped as he turned his attention from his ipad to catch her walking away
“I wouldn’t even dignify that with a response. You know you want to know what happened so you better ask me so that I can download the full gist” She called out from the loo
“I think I will just focus on the highlights of the football match I just downloaded. I am certain it would be more interesting” He replied as he adjusted himself on the bed to face the other direction “And close that door please!”
She called back “Well if you are not going to listen to my gist, you might as well smell my poo. Marg’s food gets better and better each time”
“That’s just wrong on so many levels!” He said as he stood to spray his hanky with his cologne “Unless this conversation is going to result in a business opportunity of some sort then…”
“Sijibomi! We are one of the wealthiest couples in this state. Your music production business is doing great and you just signed one of the biggest stars recently. You have enough money for your many generations to come…” she paused at her last words and held her head in her hands. It hadn’t dawned on her how much they gave up by deciding not to have kids until the discussion earlier that afternoon about kids and parenting.
“Ife…”
“Oh God! You scared me!” I have told you that I don’t like you creeping up on me. She responded startled
“I have been standing here for a couple of minutes dear. I know I am generally an insensitive bag of bones but I do care about you and I know where your conversation was headed. Sighing he continued “I have been thinking about it myself and I think we should consider adoption”
“Really? Hmm… Aren’t we too old for adoption?” She also sighed in response
“Well what other options do we have?”
“Well there is always me?”
“You?”
“I know what we said before but it feels like the right thing to do… for us”
“That is not my concern. My concern is if it’s still biologically possible. Haven’t you reached that stage in your clock yet?”
“Bomi! You are not only insensitive but unobservant as well” Ife snapped
“I am trying to help here!” Bomi snapped back “Well if we are going to do this, we have to contact our lawyers first thing tomorrow.
“Sure thing! I would get right on it partner!” She cooed
Bomi bent over to hug her “I sha love you sha… But this your poo smells really bad!”
“Trust you to ruin the moment!” She responded laughing and hugging him tighter.